Hi you guys out there sorry I am a little behind with my writing to you all, but the lovely lady who acts as my private personnel secretary has been off on her jolly’s (holidays) and she is the one who takes the dictation from myself and gives it to you all out there to read.
Ok, what’s been happening here? For starters my good friend Alfie you know the feisty one, well he has gone to a wonderful new home, Queenie just love that name, she was called that because she came to us at the time of the Queens jubilee and she would sit in her bed as if it was a throne and act like the queen, well she also has gone to her new palace!
Jericho and Tita both of which were over 10 years of age have gone to their new home and together, I don’t know some cats have all the luck finding news homes and people to love them, come on, come in and meet me, I promise I will roll onto my back, purr constantly and brush along your legs, all I want is somebody to love me surely you are out there somewhere. Come on Molly I say to myself get a grip now girl, who is going to look out for all the cats here when the staff have gone home?
Don’t know what got over me then I was in tears as I was trying to sell myself.
There were a few parties going on here last week, you should have heard the staff – what a carry on. One of my slaves whoops there I go again, mean one of the cat care assistants here was leaving, rumour has it that she is going to train as a veterinary nurse, oooh arrrrr all us cats said, but translated that means “ Good Luck Kelly we wish you well and we are missing you already.” Any way going back to the parties – well there was trifle, key lime pie – yes all that fresh cream, how unfair all we could do was smell it in the air. Drove us crazy it did, but grateful we didn’t get upset tummies, these girls here know what their doing when they said No Molly! Cats don’t have cream, well only in their dreams.
We have had a few new cats in and dear oh dear a little weighty they are too. So diets have been in order to slim them down, the last thing we want is their health being affected because of the extra weight they are carrying.
So all you cat owners and lovers out there please don’t over feed your cats. My diet has also been changed and before you say it - - no I have not put weight on and got fat, it is because of my diabetes.
Do you know I am one of the cats that has been here the longest and on Saturday, bet you can’t guess what happened to me? To my disgust, horror call it what you will but somebody put my bed at the back of my pen! Yes the back! How am I supposed to nosey ooops mean how am I supposed to keep an eye on my fellow felines? I wasn’t happy at all, so I got on my high horse ( never been on a horse in my life mind ) and started to create making all the noise I could until I got the attention of the manager who kindly repositioned it and I was back on my look out tower looking out for all my mates.
My friend Flora has changed pens in the hope of her getting noticed, poor thing she is gorgeous and white and friendly, just like me she needs a home.
Not one for going on and on, BUT! I overhear so many telephone conversations with people asking if we have room for unwanted kittens to come in. If there is anybody out there who needs help with getting their cats neutered, PLEASE PLEASE give my slaves a call and they will be happy to help you. 01978 313574.
Last but not least as I keep telling you all, I have been here some time and would love a new home, can you hear the violins playing in the background? Well would like you to know you cat loving people out there that we have lots of kittens as well as me Molly to re-home !!!!!!!
That’s all for now, fingers crossed I can tell you next time that I have a new home, oh how I wish I could!
Lots of purrs, cuddles and big XXXXXs to you all